Archive for January, 2010

Honda Israel

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

This commercial was a controversial one allegedly made by Honda for Israel. Suffice to say, if this commercial indeed was made by Honda, it was probably forced to take it down pretty quickly. Still, it’s one heck of a message.

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A quick look on snopes.com shows that in fact, the commercial was made by a prankster unconnected by Honda, and is therefore a fake commercial. Still, wouldn’t it be great if some automobile company had the beitzim (balls) to make a commercial like this for real?

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Yisroel Lamm in Rehearsal – Philharmonic Experience PART 1 (12/99)

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

December, 1999

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What We Can Learn From Chimps

Monday, January 25th, 2010

A while back I was reading a great post by SearchEngineMan on what we can learn from Chimpanzees.

This not only applies to internet tools, but in real life.

Below is the post in it’s unabridged form:

There are two kinds of chimpanzee’s: the ones that live in trees, and the ones that live on the ground.

When the chimpanzee’s in the trees look down, they see a bunch of smiling faces.

When the Chimpanzee’s on the ground look up, they see a bunch of ***holes.

There’s nothing worse when you are knee deep in your day to day tasks, when the HiPPO (Highest Individual Paid Per Organization(http://www.kaushik.net/avinash/2006/10/seven-steps-to-creating-a-data-driven-decision-making-culture.html) dumps the latest emergency task on your plate, the one you hate. Never mind that they knew about the deadline weeks ago.

Since you’re such a smart worker you’ve already made allowances for these kinds of interruptions and race to get the task done. Again.

Your reward? Overtime catching up on your regular work.

What is truly annoying is that you will find this same situation repeats itself, but you’re too busy on the next task. “We just need to implement X-Technology to fix the problem!” – Everyone nods, nothing happens. Sound familiar?

Why Technology and the Internet fails in the Workplace?
How many gadgets on your cell phone do you actually use?

Is texting really an efficient use of your time?

Has email made your life less complicated?

This might explain the subconscious hostility arround Wiki’s, Apps, Blackberry’s, Schedulers, Calendar Software or Productivity technology. We roll our eyes when yet another technology enters the workplace.

This hostility by culture and refusal by management to embrace new tools is so ancient that we bump into our friends the chimpanzees.

Chimpanzee’s, Termite Popsicles and Power Tools
Chimpanzee’s developed a really effective method for extracting termites from a nest.

They take a stick, and lick it.

They plunge the stick into the termite nest

The termites get stuck on the stick

Voila! Instant termite Popsicle. Snack Time! (http://www.lpzoo.org/info/media-center)

A study was done to try to change the chimpanzee behavior, using better tools. Imagine what could be done to productivity?

They gave the chimpanzees power drills.

They took the power drill, and licked it.

They plunged the drill into the termite nest

The termites get stuck on the drill bit.

Voila! Instant termite Popsicle. Snack Time! Again!

(OK- we DIDN’T do this… PETA would not be amused. It’s an analogy…go with it…)

The problem is never the tools. Its the energy and investment and cost required to adopt technology and methods. Most HiPPO’s are not even aware of these problems, because they get someone else to clean up the mess (Chimpanzee’s in the trees). Your problem (as a ground dweller) is that you are rewarding bad behavior. It’s easier for the HiPPO to reach for his tool to get the job done…You!

Stop being a Tool!
To stop being a tool you must find a suitable replacement for your HiPPO’s habits. Not all of us have the luxury of saying no. Changing bad behavior means identifying the root of the problem, by gently showing the consequences to the HiPPO’s bottom line in a currency the HiPPO respects (Money, Ego, and Power).

The solution must be actionable by you and Dodo(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo) simple, technology is your last line of resort.

Managing Client & Customer Expectations and get to the finish line before the HiPPO does.
Get somebody else (with power) to present your solutions to the HiPPO
Pulling a Scotty (Star Trek) -It’ll take 3 weeks (then do it in 1 week)
Swamp your HiPPO with details (They tune out and run away)
Show how the hated competition uses X method, so we should too. (EGO)
Be nice to your HiPPO, fix one of their problems in advance.
Make the HiPPO think it was their idea in the first place.
Say No (nicely)
The bottom line is you are not going to change the behavior with technology. It won’t work with Chimpanzee’s and it won’t work with your HiPPO. He still uses his uber-powerful computer like a type writer / TV crossover…

I’m curious if any of you have managed to get your chimpanzee to use any power tools.

Do you have any HiPPO stories? Feel free to share.

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Wacky Photos

Monday, January 25th, 2010
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Rabbi Amnon Yitzhak – a sharp confrontation with Neturei Karta

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

הרב אמנון יצחק – עימות חריף עם איש נטורי קרתא משת”פ האיוב.

לעוד מגוון רחב של שאלות ותשובות בהידות בכל נושא שתבחר עם מנוע חיפוש רחב, תשובות כבוד הרב לכל שאלה שתשאל, כנס ל:

http://www.shofar.net/site/faq.htm

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Instructing a Gentile on Shabbos

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

Many of us have learned that it’s actually Rabbinically forbidden on Shabbos to ask a non-Jew to perform forbidden activities on Shabbos for us. The category of this falls on a title of “Amira L’Akum” (speaking to a Goy), and the basis of this is in a Rambam, Hilchos Shabbos, 6:1, which states that the reason it’s forbidden to instruct a Goy on Shabbos to do things for you is that it may cheapen the Shabbos, and you yourself may come to perform those very activities later on.

My initial question to this was that, what is the correlation between asking a Goy to help you with a forbidden activity? If anything, a Goy is FORBIDDEN from observing Shabbos in the manner we Jews do. Therefore one might ask, what’s the big deal?

After consulting a few people who were unsure of a straight answer, I finally asked my wonderful wife who utilizes the services of a maid every once-a-week. She explained to me as follows.

When you have a maid, say her name is Margarita (made-up name), and you ask her to turn on the light, turn on the heater/air conditioner, etc., you may become reliant on this kind of service week-by-week, and eventually set it as your Minhag to ask a Goy to do things for you, thereby abusing the Shabbos in that manner. Then comes the fateful Shabbos that Margarita isn’t available to cook, clean, and babysit. It turns out that your urn isn’t plugged in and you JUST HAVE TO have your morning cup of coffee. If you ask a Goy every Shabbos to do these activities for you, you may rationalize that “(sigh) I know it’s not right, but perhaps just this once I’ll break the Shabbos to have my morning coffee. I’ll never do it again, promise.”

By making a Goy perform actions for you, you’re cheapening the Taam of Shabbos, reducing it to a mere set of laws that can be broken at will. All these laws are only meant to enhance the Shabbos spirit. Therefore, having this fence allows us to say, “How can I do law X if I can’t even ask Margarita to do the same thing?”

Thanks!

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Mizmor Shir L’Yom HaShabbos – coming or going?

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

A couple of weeks ago it was Shabbos-Rosh Chodesh. At a Friday night Oneg on that Shabbos I had the Zchus of hearing Rabbi Azarya Berzon of Toronto Torah speak very nicely on the importance of Rosh Chodesh as a Yom Tov compared to Shabbos. Regarding Yom Tov in general, Rabbi Berzon explained that the prime difference between Shabbos and Yom Tov is as follows:

During Shabbos, Hashem comes to us. When we recite Kabbalas Shabbos we are greeting the Shabbos queen, which essentially represents one of the many attributes of Hashem that is coming to us on that day. Therefore, He comes to our homes.

On the Yomim Tovim, though, we generally are going to Hashem’s Haichal (residence). For example, during Pesach, Shavuos, and Sukkos we would trek all the way down to the Bais HaMikdash and give Korbanos to Hashem. Today, we don’t have the Bais HaMikdash, so we “go to Hashem” by reciting the Hallel, which is a unique set of Tfillos reserved for those days.

I then came up with a question regarding this. If on Shabbos, Hashem comes to us, yet on Yom Tov we “go to Hashem,” what does the Tehilla of “Mizmor Shir L’Yom HaShabbos” pertain to? Now, by the sound of it, that prayer should be reserved for Shabbos, yet it’s included in Yom Tov prayers especially since l’Halacha, Yom Tov is similar to Shabbos in every way minus three things which can be performed – 1) cooking and baking, 2) lighting a fire from a pre-existing flame, and 3) carrying in a public domain.

So, since Mizmor Shir L’Yom HaShabbos is included in both, is that prayer “coming or going?” Does that prayer represent coming to Hashem’s Haichal, or Hashem coming to our Haichal?

My personal thoughts in short are that it’s a “parve” one. Since our home is Kim’at a mini Bais HaMikdash, (complete with the bedroom being the Kodesh HaKedoshim, but that’s another story altogether), Hashem wishes that we sanctify ourselves in such a manner that our home is, to the best of our abilities, resonating with as much Kedusha as possible, such that in Hashem’s eyes the effort put in would match the effort Shlomo HaMelech put into building the first Bais Hamikdash, which ranged from the location down to the very way the stones would be cut.

Just my thought. Any ideas?

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Waking up like a Lion

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

A common misconception in Judaism has always been about waking up like a lion. Here I will clarify this.

First, as for “waking up like a lion,” watch this video:

This shows EXACTLY how a lion really wakes up, and teaches us two things that many Yeshiva students neglect to do: a) realize that waking up like a lion DOESN’T mean jumping out of bead and yelling “ROAR! I’m going to do the Avodas Hashem THIS VERY MOMENT! ROARRRRR!” and b) actually bathing daily (sic). Rather, one needs to get up SLOWLY and let the oxygen flow through the brain. Once a person is in that calm alert state can one serve Hashem. Doing what we think we should do will only result in dizziness and fainting (which could be the solution to the recurring Shacharis problem – people are so motivated that the faint before they can even leave the room :-) ) Think about it: when taking a test in school or doing ones work at work, do you do better in a nervous, “oh-my-gosh-I-gotta-do-this-now” state, or in a calm, serene, confident state?

Speaking about fainting (and Modeh Ani), I found the contents of this article online worth reading:

Disclaimer: The following story doesn’t have much base, and therefore serves as a very nice parable which COULD be true in a different scenario.

In a United States convention of neurologists from all over the world, one of the main topics was the phenomenon of people fainting upon getting up from bed (when they wake up from sleeping).
One of the speakers was Professor Linda McMaron of Great Britain and she gave a lengthy speech regarding her study on this issue. She elaborated that after many years of study and investigation on this subject, she came to the conclusion that the fainting, also known as Orthostatic Hypotension, is caused by the sharp transfer between laying down and standing up. Professor McMaron said that it takes 12 second for the blood to flow from the feet to the brain. But when a person quickly stands up upon waking up, the blood gets ‘thrown’ to the brain too quickly and the result is fainting. She suggested that each person, even one that does not have a tendency to faint, upon waking up should sit on the bed, and count slowly till 12 to avoid dizziness, weakness, and/or fainting.

Her speech was rewarded with loud applause and enthusiastic feedbacks.

Another Professor, a Jewish religious man, asked permission to speak.

He said: ‘By us, the Jews, there is an old tradition, thousands of years old, to say a prayer of thanks to the Creator of the World for meriting us to wake up healthy and whole. The prayer is said immediately upon waking up, while one is still on the bed and sitting down. There are 12 words in this prayer and if one regulates himself to say it slowly with concentration, it takes exactly 12 seconds to says it… 12 words in 12 seconds.

He said the prayer slowly in Hebrew: Mode Ani Lefanecha Melech Chai VeKayam, Shehechezarta Bi Nishmati Bechemla Raba Emunatecha – ‘I thank Thee, O living and eternal King, because Thou hast graciously restored my soul to me; great is Thy faithfulness.’ The auditorium burst into a standing applause that roared throughout the auditorium.

This time, it was for the Creator of the World.

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Rabbinic Terrorism and the Internet

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

This is already an old issue. Certain Rabbis, without fully knowing the technology, have whitewashed the Internet as a dangerous tool that Jews shouldn’t be a part of. There are many reasons to this, namely that anybody can post whatever they want (like what I’m doing right here), and the population would be better off not using it for fear of visiting not only pornographic sites, but also sites that might have information that goes contrary to what the Rabbis say.

Personally, I’ve never seen anything wrong with using it. True, there was an initial fear a number of years ago when Google picked up and showed every website under the sun, including pornographic sites, as well as offensive material. The past few years, I think, have shown that things are different.

A while back I wrote an article for my Alma Mater, Touro College’s Lander College for Men. In that article I quoted three distinct Rabbis that vehemently oppose the internet, with their underlying reasons. My main message is that in order for the internet, the fine tool that it is, to be utilized properly one needs to be educated in using it properly the same way a car, once one is educated in using it, can be used in a proper manner. Just like in a car, an uneducated fellow can crash into something, thereby hurting oneself and others, with the internet, an uneducated fellow can hurt oneself and others. One can easily believe everything one reads and hurt oneself in the process of processing the wrong information.

That said, by the Rabbis “Assuring” it without knowing its full power, they’re doing a huge disservice to themselves and to Klal Yisrael. I personally see a lot of good coming from it, namely the power for Jewish websites to be “Marbitz Torah” (spreading Torah) to the population in a way where no alternative means of accessing such information is possible.

Take myself, for example. Growing up in Brooklyn, NY, I had the luxury of hearing Gedolim like Rabbi Zechariah Wallerstein, Rabbi Bentzion Shafier, and Rabbi Moshe Bamberger in person “being MeHaneh” (providing enjoyment) to those present with their Torah discourses. Now, living in Toronto I can’t attend their Shiurim from so many miles away. Thanks to the wonders of the Internet, sites like TorahAnytime, LearnTorah.com, The Shmuz, Simple to Remember, Shofar.net (Rabbi Amnon Yitzchak’s website), and DivineInformation.com, I can download their Shiurim free of charge, watching them at my leisure. Other great sites are aish.com, etc. provide great reading resources for the taking. Imagine the amount of Kiruv power this has on those that don’t have ANY Torah available to them!

It therefore saddens me that our Gedolim in Eretz Yisrael have now gone to a new low. In order to make the internet completely “treif” (non-Kosher), rather than being “borer ochel mi-toch psoles” (choosing the food from the trash – a Talmudic term meaning choosing the good from the bad), they’re doing the exact opposite – being “borer psoles mitoch ochel.”

Reading articles in the Yeshiva World News, I’ve seen articles such as a “Kol Korei” against it, Teachers receiving instruction on how to deal with the internet, the internet being worse than television, not being allowed to purchase Mezuzos or Tfillin from internet users, and that Chareidi sites are now banned in such a manner that either non-religious Jews or Goyim need to purchase the sites off frum people that are trying to eke a parnassa through those means, or that the sites must be taken off in such a manner. Case in point, Kol Haloshon has now announced that while their telephone shiur service, which is long and cumbersome, is available, their internet site is now down until they can finally get permission from the Gedolim that took the site down in the first place to put it back up. To quote:

“Please note: The Kol Haloshon website, based in Eretz Yisroel, has ceased operation in compliance with the ban by Gedolei Eretz Yisroel against chareidi websites. Kol Haloshon is seeking permission from these Gedolim to reopen its website.”

It is for this reason that I see this is nothing more than petty Terrorism. Personally I think it’s bad enough that in Israel there’s a common enemy, the Palestinian Arabs, that are invoking terror on a daily basis. These Rabbis need to do the same? What’s going on here?

I would like to believe that these Gedolim, who are dealing with hundreds of issues on a daily basis, don’t like to be bothered by things that they’re unfamiliar with. In some cases it may even scare them.

As Guy Cohen, the secular Israeli now in charge of the “Chadrei Chadarim” Chareidi website, said quite pointedly, “Undoubtedly, the rabbonim who signed are indeed respected individuals but it is hard for me to believe that Rabbi Elyashiv, who is 96, actually entered the Chadrei Chareidim site. I have my doubts if a 96-year-old person ever entered the internet at all, or worked with a computer. He accepts what is told to him. If an askan who is in his court says “Rav, the internet is bad” then he accepts it and signs [the kol korei].

Rabbi Elyashiv, for the record, can’t be such as bad person in my opinion, as he was very much instrumental into getting my Aishes Chayil of a wife into a certain Bais Yaakov High School when she was applying ten, eleven years ago. Therefore I feel that Guy Cohen’s remark that others are misrepresenting these Gedolim might actually have some weight.

This is terrorism. I have a personal theory that these advisors are really Al-Aqsa and Hamas terrorists in disguise, dressed in Chareidi garb, and their sole mission is to make everyone else miserable. Gedolim, fire your advisors. Or rather, don’t, lest they resort back to blowing up buses and throwing rocks again.

Any thoughts on the matter?

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Israel as a light unto the nations – Haiti

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

While the other nations are providing money to the earthquake victims in Haiti, but not supplies, Israel is providing top-of-the-line medical supplies to those victims. WOW!!!

Israeli Medical Corp in Haiti

TodaysNetworkNews: HAITI: ISRAELI FIELD HOSPITAL WORKING AROUND-THE-CLOCK (U.N. MINUSTAH)

Israel Sets up Sophisticated Hospital In Haiti

IDF Field Hospital in Port-au-Prince, Haiti

Haiti – Baby born in IDF field hospital

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