Earlier I posted an old article about why the internet will fail. Here’s an even earlier video about how wonderful it is.
Archive for the ‘Computers’ Category
Internet – How it was described in 1992
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010Accurate description of Programming languages
Friday, March 5th, 2010Why the Internet Will Fail (Originally Published in 1995)
Friday, March 5th, 2010Great article! This shows how people can strongly fight against something bound to overcome any expectations.
Can you blame the speculation back then, though? As creatures of habit, we fear anything that will change our style of living. Still, we need to eventually accept the inevitable.
-Rafi
The Internet? Bah!
Hype alert: Why cyberspace isn’t, and will never be, nirvana
By Clifford Stoll | NEWSWEEK
From the magazine issue dated Feb 27, 1995
After two decades online, I’m perplexed. It’s not that I haven’t had a gas of a good time on the Internet. I’ve met great people and even caught a hacker or two. But today, I’m uneasy about this most trendy and oversold community. Visionaries see a future of telecommuting workers, interactive libraries and multimedia classrooms. They speak of electronic town meetings and virtual communities. Commerce and business will shift from offices and malls to networks and modems. And the freedom of digital networks will make government more democratic.
Baloney. Do our computer pundits lack all common sense? The truth in no online database will replace your daily newspaper, no CD-ROM can take the place of a competent teacher and no computer network will change the way government works.
Consider today’s online world. The Usenet, a worldwide bulletin board, allows anyone to post messages across the nation. Your word gets out, leapfrogging editors and publishers. Every voice can be heard cheaply and instantly. The result? Every voice is heard. The cacophany more closely resembles citizens band radio, complete with handles, harrasment, and anonymous threats. When most everyone shouts, few listen. How about electronic publishing? Try reading a book on disc. At best, it’s an unpleasant chore: the myopic glow of a clunky computer replaces the friendly pages of a book. And you can’t tote that laptop to the beach. Yet Nicholas Negroponte, director of the MIT Media Lab, predicts that we’ll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Intenet. Uh, sure.
What the Internet hucksters won’t tell you is tht the Internet is one big ocean of unedited data, without any pretense of completeness. Lacking editors, reviewers or critics, the Internet has become a wasteland of unfiltered data. You don’t know what to ignore and what’s worth reading. Logged onto the World Wide Web, I hunt for the date of the Battle of Trafalgar. Hundreds of files show up, and it takes 15 minutes to unravel them–one’s a biography written by an eighth grader, the second is a computer game that doesn’t work and the third is an image of a London monument. None answers my question, and my search is periodically interrupted by messages like, “Too many connectios, try again later.”
Won’t the Internet be useful in governing? Internet addicts clamor for government reports. But when Andy Spano ran for county executive in Westchester County, N.Y., he put every press release and position paper onto a bulletin board. In that affluent county, with plenty of computer companies, how many voters logged in? Fewer than 30. Not a good omen.
Point and click:
Then there are those pushing computers into schools. We’re told that multimedia will make schoolwork easy and fun. Students will happily learn from animated characters while taught by expertly tailored software.Who needs teachers when you’ve got computer-aided education? Bah. These expensive toys are difficult to use in classrooms and require extensive teacher training. Sure, kids love videogames–but think of your own experience: can you recall even one educational filmstrip of decades past? I’ll bet you remember the two or three great teachers who made a difference in your life.
Then there’s cyberbusiness. We’re promised instant catalog shopping–just point and click for great deals. We’ll order airline tickets over the network, make restaurant reservations and negotiate sales contracts. Stores will become obselete. So how come my local mall does more business in an afternoon than the entire Internet handles in a month? Even if there were a trustworthy way to send money over the Internet–which there isn’t–the network is missing a most essential ingredient of capitalism: salespeople.
What’s missing from this electronic wonderland? Human contact. Discount the fawning techno-burble about virtual communities. Computers and networks isolate us from one another. A network chat line is a limp substitute for meeting friends over coffee. No interactive multimedia display comes close to the excitement of a live concert. And who’d prefer cybersex to the real thing? While the Internet beckons brightly, seductively flashing an icon of knowledge-as-power, this nonplace lures us to surrender our time on earth. A poor substitute it is, this virtual reality where frustration is legion and where–in the holy names of Education and Progress–important aspects of human interactions are relentlessly devalued.
STOLL is the author of “Silicon Snake Oil–Second Thoughts on the Information Highway” to be published by Doubleday in April.
Computer problems?
Monday, February 8th, 2010
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Paul, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Paul clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong? He replied, ‘It was an ID ten T error.’
I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, ‘An, ID ten T error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.’

Paul grinned…. ‘Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before? ‘No,’ I replied. ’Write it down,’ he said, ‘and I think you’ll figure it out.’
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like Paul, the little bastard.
The Vendor Client relationship – in real world situations
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010This is so true. Try replacing these clients with design/programming clients and you’ll see how we tekkies feel.
We all need to make a living too, you know.
Here’s another great one:
Attack of the dreaded Favor-Fish!
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010Killer Jellyfish of Graphic Design Favors
Source: Flickr
Fun Fact: As a graphic designer, 92% of your time will be spent on unpaid favors.
The History of Open Source
Monday, February 1st, 2010What We Can Learn From Chimps
Monday, January 25th, 2010A while back I was reading a great post by SearchEngineMan on what we can learn from Chimpanzees.
This not only applies to internet tools, but in real life.
Below is the post in it’s unabridged form:
There are two kinds of chimpanzee’s: the ones that live in trees, and the ones that live on the ground.
When the chimpanzee’s in the trees look down, they see a bunch of smiling faces.
When the Chimpanzee’s on the ground look up, they see a bunch of ***holes.
There’s nothing worse when you are knee deep in your day to day tasks, when the HiPPO (Highest Individual Paid Per Organization(http://www.kaushik.net/avinash/2006/10/seven-steps-to-creating-a-data-driven-decision-making-culture.html) dumps the latest emergency task on your plate, the one you hate. Never mind that they knew about the deadline weeks ago.

Since you’re such a smart worker you’ve already made allowances for these kinds of interruptions and race to get the task done. Again.
Your reward? Overtime catching up on your regular work.
What is truly annoying is that you will find this same situation repeats itself, but you’re too busy on the next task. “We just need to implement X-Technology to fix the problem!” – Everyone nods, nothing happens. Sound familiar?
Why Technology and the Internet fails in the Workplace?
How many gadgets on your cell phone do you actually use?
Is texting really an efficient use of your time?
Has email made your life less complicated?
This might explain the subconscious hostility arround Wiki’s, Apps, Blackberry’s, Schedulers, Calendar Software or Productivity technology. We roll our eyes when yet another technology enters the workplace.
This hostility by culture and refusal by management to embrace new tools is so ancient that we bump into our friends the chimpanzees.
Chimpanzee’s, Termite Popsicles and Power Tools
Chimpanzee’s developed a really effective method for extracting termites from a nest.
They take a stick, and lick it.
They plunge the stick into the termite nest
The termites get stuck on the stick
Voila! Instant termite Popsicle. Snack Time! (http://www.lpzoo.org/info/media-center)
A study was done to try to change the chimpanzee behavior, using better tools. Imagine what could be done to productivity?
They gave the chimpanzees power drills.
They took the power drill, and licked it.
They plunged the drill into the termite nest
The termites get stuck on the drill bit.
Voila! Instant termite Popsicle. Snack Time! Again!
(OK- we DIDN’T do this… PETA would not be amused. It’s an analogy…go with it…)
The problem is never the tools. Its the energy and investment and cost required to adopt technology and methods. Most HiPPO’s are not even aware of these problems, because they get someone else to clean up the mess (Chimpanzee’s in the trees). Your problem (as a ground dweller) is that you are rewarding bad behavior. It’s easier for the HiPPO to reach for his tool to get the job done…You!
Stop being a Tool!
To stop being a tool you must find a suitable replacement for your HiPPO’s habits. Not all of us have the luxury of saying no. Changing bad behavior means identifying the root of the problem, by gently showing the consequences to the HiPPO’s bottom line in a currency the HiPPO respects (Money, Ego, and Power).
The solution must be actionable by you and Dodo(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo) simple, technology is your last line of resort.
Managing Client & Customer Expectations and get to the finish line before the HiPPO does.
Get somebody else (with power) to present your solutions to the HiPPO
Pulling a Scotty (Star Trek) -It’ll take 3 weeks (then do it in 1 week)
Swamp your HiPPO with details (They tune out and run away)
Show how the hated competition uses X method, so we should too. (EGO)
Be nice to your HiPPO, fix one of their problems in advance.
Make the HiPPO think it was their idea in the first place.
Say No (nicely)
The bottom line is you are not going to change the behavior with technology. It won’t work with Chimpanzee’s and it won’t work with your HiPPO. He still uses his uber-powerful computer like a type writer / TV crossover…
I’m curious if any of you have managed to get your chimpanzee to use any power tools.
Do you have any HiPPO stories? Feel free to share.

